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[I told him to stay inside our wooden shack but dumbass wouldn’t listen]

"It had been the 8th time this week that something had tried to "Death From Above" Bille and the 3rd time I had seen lighting strike near him since we'd met. At this point I'm convinced that the skygods, air wizards, wind spirits or maybe even all of them had decided that his ass belonged to them and oh boy do they ever try to get it"

- Milo

sinnykitt responds:

He‘s so popular with the cool guys he should be happy

[See you Later Space Cowboy...]

Ol' spike got done dirty, a sad fate but alas living by the sword is a good way to die by it, pissing off big yakuza/mobsters doesn't help either.

I miss seeing the swordfish in action too, that thing ROCKED hard, who'd guess an old racing vehicle would make for a knarly fighter craft.

miseryloves responds:

All so true, he went down in history as a badass at the very least 🫡 thanks for commenting :y

[a friendly reminder from your computer wizard]

The Indigo wizard spreads potentially dangerous, Taboo computer knowledge.
Note that only true tech wizards with water cooled set ups require proper hydration.
Electronics and water are not friends.

sinnykitt responds:

Electronics and water create a lot of pretty sparks though..

[How to Handle Click]

Here's something applicable

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ULmztrBx-Zg

ye ol grab rat meme

ZedrinBot responds:

mmm yes squishy rat

[Dragonwife gets harassed by an angry mob of humans]

they don't get that this lady is just bille's score from that time he decapitated that dragon dude.

but in all fairness she seems to be a tad too big on a structural level.

sinnykitt responds:

She’s next on the chopping block! Delicious dragon meat!!

[Riley's Expressions]

Thought this was a post by EthanDoesAThing at first.

It do be good, but now I'm wondering, what would a collab between you and he look like?

ThousandArms responds:

Looking him up I appreciate the thought but idk why you think our art looks that similar lol

[What if Shrek was in Kingdom Hearts]

Death looking fuckin pissed about all these wannabe MC characters runnin around thinking they ain't got shit to worry about NAH HIS ASS IS MAKIN IT PERMANANT NOW.

Tyrranux responds:

Moderator has entered the chat bitches!

[The ants crawl on the Earth's surface]

The dude's reached critical oxygen levels cause of faulty equipment, luckily the automatic safety system in surveyor team suits activate a rescue beacon, pop an emergency supply and Chloroform them to sleep so the emergency supply lasts longer.

Edit: yeah I meant Chloroform, edited that to match, can't believe I forgot that especially given it's related to one of my favorite jokes.
Additionally you cannot be poisoned by excess oxygen, more so it's a really funny little oversight by the respiratory system wherein the lack of waste/non-oxygen impurities, results in the Exhalation cycle to not trigger, meaning you just stop breathing, leading to suffocation.

ChiralAnomalous responds:

late response, but something I just realized forgot to put in the final drawing from the sketch was the nitrogen labels on the gas tanks, meaning its still critical oxygen but just in the opposite direction, oxygen poisoning. If you meant chloroform that's a sick concept, especially if it could also occasionally be used if an employee accidentally sees something a bit too high above their classification level

[Death by a thousand bullets]

Can I interest either of you gents in a Jacobs?

If it took more than 1 shot, you weren't using a Jacobs.

sinnykitt responds:

Bloodborne ppl would be so happy about a jacobs whatever that is

[Fdijnvjfdnvjifdnv]

Bille then told meat man about the place, who then tried and failed to get there cause he's too big for the pipe. Now they're all trying to figure out how to get the place burned to the ground on account that there are no flowers, there is no meat-land for meat man and no body is allowed to have nice things.

Alternatively: "Bille gets Garand Thumb."

sinnykitt responds:

Hahaha no nice things for Sinnykitt characters >:D