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[Rip lmao]

Damn, I've never seen a Boquete of roses swung so hard. - Milo
It's a classic, that medic skimps pain killers, I let him know whether or not the toilet is clean enough to eat from - Meatman.
These massive fuckers breed as fast as the little ones, good thing is beating them to death is good practice. - Bille

sinnykitt responds:

No lesson is better than a good beating amirite

[weird indie hybrid]

See there's this floating island, it's got this crazy cave system full of overly emotional creatures and it's being lead by this crazy scientist king whom both the creatures and king are terribly impure.

Anyways we sent in this mute, maybe socio-psychopathic robot to go screw around, talk to stuff, kill stuff, loot stuff and overall potentially purify the place.

Vidyabatter responds:

i REALLY like that

[The Oscars]

Halo 2 Anniversary Cutscenes. I rest my case.

ChazDude responds:

Have these people never been outside Disneyland, honestly.

[ZAKU II Stealth]

The Motorized Servo actuation system in everything, aside from the hands and ankles, have been replaced with some form of system either synthetic muscle or hydraulic in principle, to eliminate the sound of servo actuation.
The standard metal external plating has been replaced with sensor-absorptive, ablative polymer and ceramic plates, with some metal underneath them to retain protection from at least small arms.
The Internals remain strikingly similar, the only difference between them and those of a standard ZAKU II is streamlining of the systems, circuitry and chasis.
- Cursory findings on Captured ZAKU II Stealth.

(note, I wrote this out once, But accidentally deleted it!)

Frosty responds:

what

[R0B0T-L0V3]

Scene 1 : " I can say I'm worried since this robot is OBVIOUSLY a refit of something made to kill things, but on the bright side it's doing about the same quality of work as Milo." - Bille

Scene 2 : "I SHOULD NOT BE AWAKE FOR THIS I SHOULD NOT BE AWAKE FOR THIS I SH-" Bille, highly distressed due to the state of his organs and rib cage.

Scene 3 : M4 pattern carbine? Hk G3 in Carbine configuration? Heh, equating these soldiers to rabbits.

sinnykitt responds:

Same quality of work as Milo but without all that whining; homie's gotta one up his game before he gets used to it ;))

The top gun is based on the modular carbine, the bottom one is Cetme Modelo 58; I currently obsessed with bunnies they are so cute!!

[Alternate Universe]

ALTERNATOR, what happens when Time slipper turns his rig on it's 4th dimensional side.

ChazDude responds:

That's a hell of an origin story!

[ghost toroko]

Why'd they have to feed her* the red flower damnit!
(*its been like 4 years since I watched the LP)

Vidyabatter responds:

you mean her

[Armed Jo]

that's an awful lot of carbines.

ChazDude responds:

Gotta be prepared for any eventuality!

[id rather doodle then do trig]

Awe man, you gotta get a trig formula table, mind If I sent you a PNG of one?

Ant responds:

im tired today so my brain wasnt working
i know trig i am just too lazy to do it lol

[Erasmus Under Fire]

Yes Hello, Browning automatic rifle, with the following adjustments:
An attached pistol grip rather than the grip situated before the stock.
Re chambered for smaller caliber of round. (5.56mm? perhaps smaller straight neck rather than bottle neck round?)
VERY NEAT.

BombsAhoy responds:

Hehe, thank you! This design is based off the Colt Monitor model of the BAR