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[10 Things Not To Do In Belgium]

One thing TO do in Belgium, get a genuine, fresh off the factory FN HERSTAL of your preference.

ChazDude responds:

"Well, P90 you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you pack a good punch!"

[Crystal #11]

"we weren't entirely sure about it's purpose and symbology until we took a deep dive into the history of the symbol, initial testing was related to the "Peace sign shape of it" but nothing about the object exudes peace, doesn't calm people or animals. then it was found the symbol was related to an old nuclear disarmament group, [Researcher #2] placed it next to some uranium samples and lo-and-behold, one inert sample, We're calling fission's ire."

Dieswyx responds:

LOL I'm just making cool shiny shapes

[Rip lmao]

Damn, I've never seen a Boquete of roses swung so hard. - Milo
It's a classic, that medic skimps pain killers, I let him know whether or not the toilet is clean enough to eat from - Meatman.
These massive fuckers breed as fast as the little ones, good thing is beating them to death is good practice. - Bille

sinnykitt responds:

No lesson is better than a good beating amirite

[weird indie hybrid]

See there's this floating island, it's got this crazy cave system full of overly emotional creatures and it's being lead by this crazy scientist king whom both the creatures and king are terribly impure.

Anyways we sent in this mute, maybe socio-psychopathic robot to go screw around, talk to stuff, kill stuff, loot stuff and overall potentially purify the place.

Vidyabatter responds:

i REALLY like that

[The Oscars]

Halo 2 Anniversary Cutscenes. I rest my case.

ChazDude responds:

Have these people never been outside Disneyland, honestly.

[ZAKU II Stealth]

The Motorized Servo actuation system in everything, aside from the hands and ankles, have been replaced with some form of system either synthetic muscle or hydraulic in principle, to eliminate the sound of servo actuation.
The standard metal external plating has been replaced with sensor-absorptive, ablative polymer and ceramic plates, with some metal underneath them to retain protection from at least small arms.
The Internals remain strikingly similar, the only difference between them and those of a standard ZAKU II is streamlining of the systems, circuitry and chasis.
- Cursory findings on Captured ZAKU II Stealth.

(note, I wrote this out once, But accidentally deleted it!)

Frosty responds:

what

[R0B0T-L0V3]

Scene 1 : " I can say I'm worried since this robot is OBVIOUSLY a refit of something made to kill things, but on the bright side it's doing about the same quality of work as Milo." - Bille

Scene 2 : "I SHOULD NOT BE AWAKE FOR THIS I SHOULD NOT BE AWAKE FOR THIS I SH-" Bille, highly distressed due to the state of his organs and rib cage.

Scene 3 : M4 pattern carbine? Hk G3 in Carbine configuration? Heh, equating these soldiers to rabbits.

sinnykitt responds:

Same quality of work as Milo but without all that whining; homie's gotta one up his game before he gets used to it ;))

The top gun is based on the modular carbine, the bottom one is Cetme Modelo 58; I currently obsessed with bunnies they are so cute!!

[Alternate Universe]

ALTERNATOR, what happens when Time slipper turns his rig on it's 4th dimensional side.

ChazDude responds:

That's a hell of an origin story!

[ghost toroko]

Why'd they have to feed her* the red flower damnit!
(*its been like 4 years since I watched the LP)

Vidyabatter responds:

you mean her

[Armed Jo]

that's an awful lot of carbines.

ChazDude responds:

Gotta be prepared for any eventuality!