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[Dragon Ballnik's Ring Racers]

Frieza: why did I agree to this silly monkey game?

[1000 Yard Stare Autumn]

The tag on the ear does nothing to dissuade the Idea that they have been sent to be meat for the grinder.

[wormextractionmnn]

Skin worms, a parasite known for it's anesthetic enabled stealthy infection of the body's skin, takes part of the blood flow from the skin of the area it infects and grows until it covers vast portions of the body's exterior. Afterwards it lays eggs...
Report to your nearest medical staff if you feel partial numbing or tingling for a prolonged period on your body after sleeping in the field or after engaging in deep foliage camouflage procedures, you don't want to reach the eggs part.

sinnykitt responds:

why yes! That idiot medic should appreciate to have someone like you on his side!

[Franciska]

What if the knights templar persisted unto modern day as a police agency?
Now we know.

[Do wort now?]

"The pattern of the basic infantry helmet has remained virtually unchanged now for eleven hundred cycles; it has been burned into the psyche of the known galaxy as the primary symbol of military prowess."

Quote Halo 3's armor customization menus via Halopedia.

[Yellow Shirt]

Uh, I think you the pairing to invoke the effect that shirt is intended for lady.

[Shen Reads Romance]

Girls webtoons: it needs 4 love triangles involving at least 2 main characters of which there must be at least 3, there must be struggles with avarice, envy, anger and embarrassment. No main character may interact without the other two finding out or being suspicious leading into one of the 4 prior mentioned dramatic struggles.

Boys webtoons: welcome back to the 99 and 1 to the power of infinite flavors of mayhem, mystery, mayhem leading into or caused by mystery and no shortage of at least cartoon violence.

[Titan Fall 2 Trials of Mana style]

One Prime Ion, Suitable for plasma roasting, laser blasting and full on return to sender-ing pretty much 5 of the 7 other titans present in the game, Provided you've got the ability to PUSH IT TO THE LIMITS.

[Underhell - MEGALOVANIA]

Fuckin mugman in the DS2 eye machine, Fuckin hell that is funny.

[ughhuzbuzbzubiz]

DEATH FROM AABOOOOOVE!