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[happy saturday]

Sharkdon and Jellu were later found guilty of pre-meditated gasoline theft.

ConnorGrail responds:

in their defence your honour it was a lovely summer day and they were just coasting on the vibes

[Newgrounds Canada Day]

Captain - "What do you have that WE don't?"
Mountie - "Maple Syrup and Federally legal weed."
Steve - "he's got us there, Also I don't think much has changed in Canada"

sodacloud responds:

Your probably right

[10 Things Not To Do In Hungary]

ONE THING TO NOT DO IN EUROPE, THE UGOSLAVIC STATES AND BETWEEN.
DO NOT DO RUSSIA.
Honestly just don't Invade Ukraine and don't put Ballistic missiles in it either, its been a two year shit show over that whole issue.

ChazDude responds:

happy 3 year anniversary of your 3 day war mister pootin

[Ka-Boom!!!]

GET'AM BOYOS!

HOwLiNG-MAdFoxHatter responds:

LEEET'S DO IT!

[Heroes in Disguise]

I don't know if Optimus prime would be wholly welcomed by the justice league as a superb leader of all or kept at arms length because sending someone truly evil to Primus is 100% in the cards for him.

Optimus Prime would see someone like the Joker after a horrible crime and say "Batman, as an autobot, I cannot not allow this Torturer to live." and everyone afterward would be like "shit he's a WAR hero for a reason"

HOwLiNG-MAdFoxHatter responds:

It would depend on the incarnation of Prime, like season 1-2 G1 Optimus and Animated would have a better chance then say Bayverse or Prime's version

[Under the Blue Sky]

"How far you reckon he's gone?"
"not far enough as the law's concerned"
"Fine, but you're putting me on your shoulder, it's been three days after this one I'm not the one with machine driven legs."

BoogWerks responds:

I like your write up stranger, you're pretty close to the idea but he's hoppin back in the cockpit than sittin shotgun on the shoulder : )

[wormextractionmnn]

Skin worms, a parasite known for it's anesthetic enabled stealthy infection of the body's skin, takes part of the blood flow from the skin of the area it infects and grows until it covers vast portions of the body's exterior. Afterwards it lays eggs...
Report to your nearest medical staff if you feel partial numbing or tingling for a prolonged period on your body after sleeping in the field or after engaging in deep foliage camouflage procedures, you don't want to reach the eggs part.

sinnykitt responds:

why yes! That idiot medic should appreciate to have someone like you on his side!

[wizard room]

The Abode of a wizard is as much a place of beauty, study and enlightenment, as it is a place of horror, pain and agony.

At least such is the case with this wizard, whom I hesitate to refer to as the indigo wizard, but that may just be the lighting.

Good luck with exams dude!

sinnykitt responds:

This is very true! The amount of math in that book is close to drive him over the edge
Thank you so much!!

[Chudbob soypants 64]

"The Krusty Krab has fallen, Millions must starve."

DevilRat responds:

Indeed. Everyone must eat chum.

[Gt 28: Black market]

Unfortunately, or fortunately, the warehouses of the base Billie is stationed are so vast that no accurate records exist of their total contents, which makes this possible.

sinnykitt responds:

neither the content or the lack thereof.. makes sense..