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[Orchestra director]

"DJ TrickyM has taken the role of Maestro for the purpose of leading an Orchestra of his own design and tune, featuring Hank J Wimbleton as lead M60 gunner, Dr Christoff as pipe organ pianist along side an usual arrangement of instrument players playing unusual digital equivalents, the event is to be played in the Slaughter time arena and is sponsored by the employers, the Auditor will be personally attending and the event is in memory of Dr. Crackpot and Dr. Hoffnar"

[Charging In]

Some sort of detachable power-pack rather than a ballistic cartridge magazine? but also an obvious bolt which leads me to think it's a hybrid of some kind? A full rifle with a sort of plasma/energy coating for increased effectiveness/modified damage characteristics?

Under barrel weapon with detachable magazine, 4 round masterkey shotgun? Neato regardless.

Full on enclosed grip, with thumb-hole and separated areas for grasping fingers and trigger, stylistically beautiful, but I'd hate to be holding that thing if somebody tried to wrench that rifle around with while I'm holding it.

[Riley's Expressions]

Thought this was a post by EthanDoesAThing at first.

It do be good, but now I'm wondering, what would a collab between you and he look like?

ThousandArms responds:

Looking him up I appreciate the thought but idk why you think our art looks that similar lol

[Dover Boys]

THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK!

[Vugvutvuz]

COOL IT VAVIS, you've gone from exuding the lowkey twink aura and somewhat questionable up to questionable at best and slightly provocative and lowkey off putting in your choices of posture and place at worst.

[What if Shrek was in Kingdom Hearts]

Death looking fuckin pissed about all these wannabe MC characters runnin around thinking they ain't got shit to worry about NAH HIS ASS IS MAKIN IT PERMANANT NOW.

Tyrranux responds:

Moderator has entered the chat bitches!

[Wasp Wednesday #1]

I don't doubt that Kablammo has a dial on that launcher that allows for single, double or full send all rockets at once, with an unintended "OOPS PROPELLANT FAILURE" mode.

[Betrayal]

that rabbit looks like it knows terrible, sanguine things that would wreak havoc beyond the comprehensions of the sane mind.
kinda a good thing I guess that cat ate them

[The ants crawl on the Earth's surface]

The dude's reached critical oxygen levels cause of faulty equipment, luckily the automatic safety system in surveyor team suits activate a rescue beacon, pop an emergency supply and Chloroform them to sleep so the emergency supply lasts longer.

Edit: yeah I meant Chloroform, edited that to match, can't believe I forgot that especially given it's related to one of my favorite jokes.
Additionally you cannot be poisoned by excess oxygen, more so it's a really funny little oversight by the respiratory system wherein the lack of waste/non-oxygen impurities, results in the Exhalation cycle to not trigger, meaning you just stop breathing, leading to suffocation.

ChiralAnomalous responds:

late response, but something I just realized forgot to put in the final drawing from the sketch was the nitrogen labels on the gas tanks, meaning its still critical oxygen but just in the opposite direction, oxygen poisoning. If you meant chloroform that's a sick concept, especially if it could also occasionally be used if an employee accidentally sees something a bit too high above their classification level

[Death by a thousand bullets]

Can I interest either of you gents in a Jacobs?

If it took more than 1 shot, you weren't using a Jacobs.

sinnykitt responds:

Bloodborne ppl would be so happy about a jacobs whatever that is