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[What if Shrek was in Kingdom Hearts]

Death looking fuckin pissed about all these wannabe MC characters runnin around thinking they ain't got shit to worry about NAH HIS ASS IS MAKIN IT PERMANANT NOW.

Tyrranux responds:

Moderator has entered the chat bitches!

[Wasp Wednesday #1]

I don't doubt that Kablammo has a dial on that launcher that allows for single, double or full send all rockets at once, with an unintended "OOPS PROPELLANT FAILURE" mode.

[Betrayal]

that rabbit looks like it knows terrible, sanguine things that would wreak havoc beyond the comprehensions of the sane mind.
kinda a good thing I guess that cat ate them

[The ants crawl on the Earth's surface]

The dude's reached critical oxygen levels cause of faulty equipment, luckily the automatic safety system in surveyor team suits activate a rescue beacon, pop an emergency supply and Chloroform them to sleep so the emergency supply lasts longer.

Edit: yeah I meant Chloroform, edited that to match, can't believe I forgot that especially given it's related to one of my favorite jokes.
Additionally you cannot be poisoned by excess oxygen, more so it's a really funny little oversight by the respiratory system wherein the lack of waste/non-oxygen impurities, results in the Exhalation cycle to not trigger, meaning you just stop breathing, leading to suffocation.

ChiralAnomalous responds:

late response, but something I just realized forgot to put in the final drawing from the sketch was the nitrogen labels on the gas tanks, meaning its still critical oxygen but just in the opposite direction, oxygen poisoning. If you meant chloroform that's a sick concept, especially if it could also occasionally be used if an employee accidentally sees something a bit too high above their classification level

[Death by a thousand bullets]

Can I interest either of you gents in a Jacobs?

If it took more than 1 shot, you weren't using a Jacobs.

sinnykitt responds:

Bloodborne ppl would be so happy about a jacobs whatever that is

[oops used diesel]

Yep, looks like a full turbine failure.
The good doctor is gonna have a marvelous time retrieving, refitting and ultimately making sure such full meltdown mistakes don't repeat.

[FIGHT ON!!]

"you have been given this Machine so that you may grow and gain character, they shall fight in your name and in turn you shall name what is just for them to fight. you will know the workings of it's body and it shall know the workings of your soul.

many young seek the strength and fortune being a gear steward and many eld wish for the pure prowess such an upbringing and origin yield, but only those befit the architype of one truly bear the soul of the gear."

[Thing-Thing vs Fella (PPK)]

One of these two has only truly ever known the arena.

[bob]

Bob looks like he's about to open up a major can of ass whooping on something.

[He is looking... (FMA FANART)]

Here be the knives.