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[Crystal #11]

"we weren't entirely sure about it's purpose and symbology until we took a deep dive into the history of the symbol, initial testing was related to the "Peace sign shape of it" but nothing about the object exudes peace, doesn't calm people or animals. then it was found the symbol was related to an old nuclear disarmament group, [Researcher #2] placed it next to some uranium samples and lo-and-behold, one inert sample, We're calling fission's ire."

Dieswyx responds:

LOL I'm just making cool shiny shapes

[gamers be like]

this reminds me of the Revenant from classic DOOM, to which I say, not entirely inaccurate.

[Rip lmao]

Damn, I've never seen a Boquete of roses swung so hard. - Milo
It's a classic, that medic skimps pain killers, I let him know whether or not the toilet is clean enough to eat from - Meatman.
These massive fuckers breed as fast as the little ones, good thing is beating them to death is good practice. - Bille

sinnykitt responds:

No lesson is better than a good beating amirite

[Wii Fit Trainer with an L96A1]

The trainer later took up and kicked all the ass in skeet shooting.

[weird indie hybrid]

See there's this floating island, it's got this crazy cave system full of overly emotional creatures and it's being lead by this crazy scientist king whom both the creatures and king are terribly impure.

Anyways we sent in this mute, maybe socio-psychopathic robot to go screw around, talk to stuff, kill stuff, loot stuff and overall potentially purify the place.

Vidyabatter responds:

i REALLY like that

[forgotten junk]

"the bots like this usually sit for a while before re-starting wandering about abit and doing it all over again, good thing is there's plenty of time for em in the yard."

[Metroid XLR]

Samus : "there are so few people who know how to put awesome paint jobs on alien military grade equipment."
Coop : "painting this sort of stuff on a giant robot fortunately offers alot of practice, this stuff won't even scratch if you get dragged through a stone floor!"

[The Oscars]

Halo 2 Anniversary Cutscenes. I rest my case.

ChazDude responds:

Have these people never been outside Disneyland, honestly.

[Amy Rose with a grenade launcher]

there is little doubt in my mind that Amy is physically fit enough to use such a weapon 24/7.
Hell it's probably light compared to the hammer.

[Metroid Morning]

"Get an apartment" they said, "you'll be out working so much you'll never need a full blown house" they said, "it being cheap will make up for it they said" WELL I'M A BOUT TO ADD "DON'T PLAY LOUD MUSIC WHEN YOUR APPARTMENT IS NEXT TO A GALACTICALLY FAMOUS AND IMFAMOUS BOUNTY HUNTER" TO THE LIST OF "THEY SAID"!