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["is that a chicken?"]

It has bird legs, but what looks like teeth because that appears to be a grin.
Curious.

[Would you be interested in some more orbs to ponder, kind wizard master?]

"Tis I AGAIN! I hath cut loose my bindings and made sure I had a proper dose of LSD so that I may use the mythic arts uninterrupted!"

- the Indigo Wizard, formerly bound wizard.

[Scap Mech]

"so turns out the military mothball yard was only about half a kilometer away from a knarly battlefield, all that was really needed was hauling the two halves together at around the .25 kilometer mark and I had myself something on two legs with no shortage of weapons hardpoints."

[no bear]

the berenstain bears, inspite of not being related to that one in the blue house are still bears.

Pico does not like bears.

Just ask the rather loud Bird and the unpleasant Witch about the bear they knew when pico rolled in.

[The Hunter has arrived.]

And so begins the deadly stalking and pursuit.

[Uzaki-chan]

How anyone could be mad at a massive rack is beyond me.

[Null]

Vacuum cleaner ass lookin mouth motha fucka ain't got no clue what the fuuuk's goin on.

[New Banner]

oh hey cool he's doing a thing.

EthanDoesaThing responds:

It's all i do.

It's all i know.

[How is your country nowadays?]

the lockdowns are relaxing and the vaccine boosters are currently entirely optional.
We no longer have to wear masks and it is believed that any variant going around the country has sufficiently reduced in severity of symptoms for trips to the hospital to not be required for anyone but the infants and elderly.

some folks keep the masks on and I've kept mine close by because it's a sweet, super breathable carbon filter mask and my city of residence is an industrial one, so it's good for if I want to reduce my carbon-monoxide intake or ever take up wood working.

[XCELL Infantry Unit]

Shotguns, because every flavor of kill you could want from a small arm can be loaded into half an inch.

(and remember, just because 12 gauge can chamber .50 bmg, doesn't mean it can SHOOT .50 bmg)